A Warm Welcome

13 Feb

Greetings! Salutations! Hello! Mambo vipi?!

So here we are at the very first post…

One of those somewhat awkward introductory posts that, in hopes, enables anyone interested to get a better idea of who I am. Additionally hoping that it entices people to keep on reading and staying with me. With that, though, I suppose said introduction would be an apt inclusion.

My name is David. Over the years I have been referred to as many names: Bug Boy, John Lennon, Old Man, Sir David, Spider Dave, “Spider Man,” The Funkmaster, and here and there the informal “philosphe.” However, here in this little slice of the interwebs, you can all know me as The Overly Semantic Spanker. 

We will touch on a few of those names over time as I am sure interests will be piqued at them. For now a little of my history.

I grew up in the suburbs of Chicago in a very close family. From an early age I was brought up to be respectful at all times, as gentlemanly as possible, caring to a fault, and kind as can be. All in all I was raised to be that one nice guy. Hell in high school I was that “designated safe guy friend” to a number of girls; recalling that for one such friend, I was the only guy her boyfriend would allow her to spend time with if he was not there. I did not have my first kiss until I was 15. My safe guy status followed me into college where I was the chaperon to many a drunken buddy,both guy and girl. Culminating in my senior year of undergrad, being the head of security for my fraternity.

My main area of focus is science. I have been a fervent fan of biological sciences since I was in first grade and have a penchant for the creepy crawly. It is through my endeavors into studying arachnids, that I have traveled across the country and lived in a few varying places. As well, I pride myself in being a Renaissance man, of sorts.

But now to the juicy stuff….

I have been interested in BDSM and its concurrent Lifestyle since about 2007 while in undergraduate school. I started off on my own  with regards to learning about what exactly the world of kink had in store. So much of my early years of being kinky was more spent learning, viewing, listening, and thinking about kink, than putting it into practice. However, I came into my own during my master’s degree work, and found myself the leader of a BDSM community group for almost 4 years.

Generally speaking you often hear people falling into certain roles within the realm of kink because they’ve always been that way. At the same time, you generally also hear the exact opposite view, that many people enjoy the contrasting role within kink, than that which they exhibit in the rest of their daily lives. I have met people who could be described as both. I, fit snuggle into the latter group.

I am the sort of person who will bend over backwards for guests in my home. I hold doors open for most anyone. I offer my seat on the bus or train to any lady left standing. As earlier stated, I will do anything I can to help those I care about be happy and ensure their well being.

In the bedroom, my tastes switch. I am fiercely Dominant, and get extremely turned on by the submission of a beautiful woman. I’ve been called, as a compliment of course, “one hell of a sadistic bastard.” Made me smile to hear that, as I recalled watching- in absurdly aroused bliss- porn films that involved such things as stapling a woman’s pussy lips together or even using 3 inch nails to nail another woman’s breasts to a wooden board.

But more than anything, I love the subtle nuances that can be found within a “BDSM oriented relationship.” I use this term for now until a future post when we can explore the idea of that.

Anyway… trying to put the thoughts of tit torture aside… we come to this here blog. I like to consider myself a thoughtful person. I am enthralled by the theories and philosophies behind what “the Community” calls “kink.” However, no good philosopher worth his weight in good ideas, if they do not work to share their thoughts and co-philosophize with those that are interested in the questions they seek to answer.

So here we are. Me testing the worth of my weight… so to speak. Let me thank you graciously for stopping by and I hope you stick around. It’s going to get pretty thick soon enough.


The Overly Semantic Spanker


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